IntroDucing
s#!t shoes
The shoes that will make you love your office restroom.
IntroDucing
Why s#!t shoes?
If you ever happened to poop at work, you know this struggle.
You hold your breath. You don’t move. You try your hardest not to get noticed.
But still, there’s something that tells everyone it’s you.
Your shoes.
We’ve got you covered
We created shoes specially for office pooping.
When you’re about to take a dump, simply slip them on
and hide from all of your co-workers.
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our mission
There are 50 states in America, and each has millions of offices.
Which means there are billions of office restrooms.
Which, in turn, means every day, a huge army of office workers—and likely you too!—stoically attempts to poop at work. We’re here to be your last bastion
in front of the nosy co-workers and save your professional reputation.
We give a S#!T about how you S#!T. Because we believe that everyone,
no matter the job title, should poop like a boss.