OG S#!T SHOES
OG S#!T SHOES
The perfect combination of elegant design and utility that gives you privacy from the eyes, ears, and noses of your co-workers.
PRODUCT DETAILS
OG S#!T SHOES
BASED ON THE ORIGINAL DESIGN OF S#!T SHOES
No matter what happens, S#!T Shoes give you the ultimate privacy when you most need it. Even when you poop with your boss in the next stall, and you’re up for a promotion, and—darn—you shouldn’t have gone to that chili festival on Sunday…
Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Simply wear a pair of S#!T Shoes when you need to use the office restroom and gain that coveted anonymity.
Some might think S#!t Shoes are a joke. But trust us: when it comes to the problem of office pooping, we’re as smiley as Chuck Norris on a rainy Monday morning. S#!t Shoes were created with a serious mission—to bring you long-lost love for taking restroom breaks at work.
Oh, and the look. Sneakerhead or not, you’ll enjoy the elegance of our product. You can also customize the design by ordering S#!t Shoes with your company’s logo.
Whatever design you choose, S#!T shoes are guaranteed to help you poop with confidence.
RATINGS
March 14, 2019
These shoes are the SHIT!
i’ve always been a nervous shitter. like when prepping for a big business meeting, without fail, i would always need to take a shit. i would be embarrassed to excuse myself from the team during primetime, only then to hear snickers from my coworkers when they happen to walk in the mens room. i’d hear hear, “nice kicks” once i come back from doing my business, i know they know whats up.
but now with the OG S#!T SHOES, i just slip them on as i’m on my way to do my business. i still hear, “nice kicks!” but we both know it’s with a look of admiration. thanks S#!t Shoes!!
✓ I recommend this product
Verified purchase by Dr.Hawkeye68
Response from S#!T SHOES
Dr.Hawkeye68,
We’re pleased to hear you can now do your business in peace and get you some high fives along the way!
Forever shits & giggles,
S#!T SHOES
February 6, 2019
S#!T SHOES, you’ve changed me….
Dear S#!T SHOES,
Since I purchased myself a pair of the OG’s, I have to say, my pooping habits have changed. I used to be a morning pooper — always afraid to leave the house without dropping the morning deuce. This problem has greatly effected my timeliness and caused me to send the classic WFH email, at 10:30am.
Now with S#!T SHOES, I rarely pop a squat at home. I’m arriving early to work, enjoying my newfound confidence, and at times, (should I say) feel proud to be pooping at the office!
S#!T SHOES, I love you guys!
Best,
SquatMaster
✓ I recommend this product
Verified purchase by SquatMaster
Response from S#!T SHOES
SquatMaster,
We applaud your timeliness and vouch for the enjoyment of public pooping.
We’re not the only ones to thank here — your wife has been tweeting at us for months (hi MissSquatMaster!)
Much love to the SquatMaster family.
Forever shits & giggles,
S#!T SHOES
