THE SLIP-ONS

BASED ON THE ORIGINAL DESIGN OF S#!T SHOES

The final minutes of a two-hour long meeting. You just rocked the presentation, and everyone can see a smile on your face. The smile of the winner. And the smile of a future pooper: your long-awaited restroom break is imminent. 

The meeting ends, and you sneak straight into the restroom. You’re lucky: nobody’s there. But you already can hear that noise. The noise of a running crowd. You only have seconds before everyone else, from that annoying co-worker to the client’s C-suite, storms into the restroom and notice you doing your thing. The seconds that turn you from a brilliant presenter into an unlucky pooper… 

But let’s talk about a different scenario. What if you could bring a pair of slip-ons in your pocket? So when the meeting ends and you run to the restroom, you’ll just need to put them on and go incognito in a few seconds and save your professional reputation. 

Meet S#!t Slip-Ons—our most convenient, portable solution for office poopers. You can put them in your pocket, bag or purse and bring them anywhere, anytime. What’s more, you can wear our slip-ons however your want: over your real shoes or by themselves. 

Well, you can also choose not to wear them at all—if it’s one of those days when you’re feeling adventurous.

RATINGS

These shoes are the SHIT!

i’ve always been a nervous shitter. like when prepping for a big business meeting, without fail, i would always need to take a shit. aside from excusing myself from the team during prime time, to then hearing snickers from my coworkers when they happen to walk in the mens room. after hearing, “nice kicks” once i come back from doing my business, i know they know.

but now with the OG S#!T SHOES, i just slip them on as i’m on my way to do my business. i still hear, “nice kicks!” but we both know it’s with a look of admiration. thanks S#!t Shoes!!

✓ I recommend this product

Verified purchase by Dr.Hawkeye68

S#!T SHOES, you’ve changed me….

Dear S#!T SHOES,

Since I purchased myself a pair of the OG’s, I have to say, my pooping habits have changed. I used to be a morning pooper — always afraid to leave the house without dropping the morning deuce. It has greatly effected my timeliness and caused me to send the classic WFH email, at 10:30am.

Now with S#!T SHOES, I rarely pop a squat at home. I’m arriving early to work, enjoying my newfound confidence, and at times, (should I say) feel proud to be pooping at the office!

S#!T SHOES, I love you guys!

Best,
SquatMaster

✓ I recommend this product

Verified purchase by SquatMaster

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